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[10 Sep 2006|11:25pm] |
HI
its my birthday today. thats right. i havnt really done anything though, im not such a birthday person. i went out to riki tiks cos its really cool last night, and then went to a pretty rubbish party which was full of people i dont know and didnt really want to know. cos im better than them.
ive totally started art foundation now as well. its a bit gay so far. and its full of girls and posh people. theres all these posh spermers that used to live in some shit village and now have a flat in brighton that daddy bought them. theres also a load of 'edgy' 'zany' 'wacky' art people. that do things like wear one glove without any fingers on one hand. and have shit zany hair that looks shit. with nutty fringes and bits that are bleached blonde and jet black. or little bits of pink or blue. it doesnt look good love, sort it out, before i sort your face out with my cock. yeah, you know.
kitty and russes ex freyja are in my form which is madcrazy. ty and anna are also doin it, theyre pretty hot. id love to see ty and anna doin it. that would also be pretty hot too.
BUT OH MY GOD LOST IS SO GOOD.
its well good when youre 19, they tell you this secret that youre only allowed to know about when youre 19. its so shocking. was everyone else who might be reading this like 'wat the FUCK?' as well? it spun me right out. i probably shouldnt really say anything more about it though.
i gotta go to college at 9:30 tomorrow! its insane. i might be sick.
nightnight
x
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[28 Aug 2006|09:37pm] |
i know everyones doin it, but i wanna fit in.
reading right. it was good.
this year i mainly went to see hip hop acts for some reason. probably cos im g.
dizzie rascal was hectic. sway was massif. and lady sov was well fit.
lady sov was actually well good. there was even a mosh pit. and shes blatantly a dyke.
other highlights were
generally gettin fucked
the lynx manwash (best thing EVER)
rank/schveet bacon and egg rolls every mornin
pretending to be stewards
seeing mikey from big brother
heckling mikey from big brother
telling mikey from big brother that hes a cunt
punching someone in the cock from the inside of my tent, whilst they were pissing on it.
seeing the guitarist from rockschool (you know, the program with gene simmons yeah?)
chatting her up
asking for her number
her rejecting
cheeky sneakys
getting aids from my balls touching the toilet seat
getting aids from my cock touching the urinal whilst shakin off (thats right, it was a highlight, i love aids me)
thats probably it.
FAB. all you photo fiends better put up ALL your photos up. espcially the ones of me, cos im pretty fit.
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[14 Aug 2006|06:42pm] |
GOD! LAST night i got a fuckin 80 quid fine for...
PICKING FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
why are the police SUCH fucking cunts these days?
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[16 Jul 2006|03:50pm] |
oh my godddddddd, im going away for three weeks tomorrow¬!!!!!!!!!!! eeeeek
im well excited
so excited in fact, i could do a poo.
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[21 Jun 2006|09:45am] |
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best waste of time EVER.
im half way through my exams everyone! wooo. theyve been ok like, isnt it.
last night i watched le futbol. had loads of people round mine. it was a well odd mizzz and far too many sheilas. all that estrogen gave me the creeps.
russ, alex, daisy, amy, katie, anna, georgia, benk, mum, dad, emile and LAUREN ended up all squashed in my little loungue bit. and i got horrendously drunk cos i didnt eat anything. i think i kept perving on people, so sorry about that. i just cant keep my hands to myself. cant believe we fuckin drew! wat shits. just before joe cole shot i said 'ah goddd dont shoot from THERE' HARR
besides that, ive been revisinnn. which is tres cool ya dig nig? i was so overly prepared for my film exam i couldnt fit in all the stuff i wanted to write about. so i suppose thats un poco bonito. i now have an encyclopedic knowledge of nosferatu, m and man with the movie camera. which im sure will be useful in the latter stages of life.
ALSO ive had mon exhibition at el collegio. its on today as well if anyone wants to have a peak. our year is so shit compared to the year before us. and the year below actually. cept me of course, im the best in the world probably.
i WISH i did photography instead of sociology. then id only have one exam left! if anyone wants to do art foundation and hanvt started college yet. dont bother doing 'real' subjects, just do art ones. serious. believe. trust.
i found a lump above my eye. im pretty sure its either aids of cancer, or caidcer.
AND i went to that phat party. which was alright. i felt well sorry for the girl who had it. did you see her white carpet? why do people willingly have house parties like that? i think its a bit mean to their parents when all their stuff gets broken and ruined.
i had a dream last night that i had a party. and these people came and went up stairs to steal things. so i beat one of them to death with a rolling pin. i TELL thee, im not even making that up. it was really graphic as well. dreamz are bare jokez isnt it.
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[31 May 2006|07:05pm] |
oh my godddddd. im partied out m8. ive had a bit of a week long binge.
it all started a long long time ago.
thursday i went to le eagle wit lucy and ella et al. it was a bit strange, cos i dont know their friends. they seemed sceptical of me. i got pretty wankered.
friday. me and russ jus got tipsy watchin tv n shizz.
saturdayyyyy, i was supposed to be goin out for a load of peoples birthdays, but i wasnt allowed into arc, cos i was too drunk. i tried to get in like 3 times? and in the end the bouncer cunts man handled me away. i wasnt thaaaaat drunk was i? then i went to above audio to cause some havok there. i was a bit of a mess.
sundayyyyy, was daisysssss thing. it was in this well nice cottage in the middle of NOWHERE. and it had a pool. we tried these new 'p.e.p pill' things that are basically pills but still legal cos theyre THAT new and hip. they come in all different 'flavours' we got coke flavour. they made me gurn so badly, i must have looked like a wank. the partay was well good innit. although a bit of a sausage fest (daisy claimed this was an accident). all the bhasicans were alright on the whole. this weird village kid or somin wasnt likin my gayness, and nearly kicked off. he even tried to throw a bottle at me, but it hit amy! that aint cool nigger. that kid needed a stern cock up his arse.
thennn it was monday. we got back from daisys at like 8:30. i went to sleep til 2 then had to go to russes little family party thing for his 18th. i was still really drunk when i arrived, so getting drunk again seemed like the most logical solution to all my problems.
so i did, and i ended up a state again, dancin with haywards mum (who wanted me) and tryin to get this 11 year old drunk.
then tuesdayyy, i had to go out againnn, to audio. cos russ wanted me to. and if i dont do wat he wants he says he wont be friends with me anymore. got fucked well easily, cos i couldnt eat anything all day for some reason. i finally met emiles missus. shes good. she has my approval. my blessing even. whilst waitin to get into audio aimi died? for some reason. she was litch fine when we got there, and then had a fag, and had an eppy. and i didnt even have to whip the rhypnol out!
so thats my week. so tonight im gonna stay in.
so you can lick my balls.
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[07 May 2006|10:23pm] |
werddddd gs.
this week has been alright i guesss like. highlights WERE
- pissing off my film teacher martin by telling him that he relates every film we watch to hitler (after him doing so with starship troopers) he got well annoyed. if any of you know martin, it will only make this funnier.
- pissing off my spanish teacher sarah, cos shes now realised that im really rubbish at spanish and only did it to fill up my timetable. got my mock results back and i got a U cos i decided to only pretend to do this essay we had to write. it didnt work though.
- getting drunk on friday. i dont really remember any fridays any more. the jist (gist?) was i got drunk somewhere in town. and abused people mentally physically and above all sexually.
- watching how to lose a guy in 10 days. it probably is the best film ive ever seen in my life ever. amy daisy and alex came round to watch it. didnt get any suck jobs though, which was a bit of a let down, specially as i had a semi the whole time.
- LOST IS BACK! i well watched the extra e4 one as well, cos quite frankly im really cool. you could see RIGHT down kates top when she was scrummaging around that air vent. result. its such rubbish though isnt it? i mean why wouldnt jack be like 'oh my godddd, youre that scottish guy from that race course! HOW zany, please dont kill kate shes hot.'
- i also watched 'a history of violence' which was shit, so dont see it. although you do see some muff. and you do see viggo mortesen (of aragorn from lord of the rings fame) and some hotty do a 69 jobby. AND i also watched 'sympathy for mr.vengance' which was well good. so go see it. especially if you like seeing deaf koreans kill people.
- i bought a really big england flag.
- i started my final art piece, and i dont like it.#
- OH MY GOD YEAH! RIGHT. aaaaaages ago, i was on the ol' imdb.com lookin up guy pearce (from memento) and someone left a thing on his little profile page thing saying 'if you want some guy pearce stuff, then email me' so i did. and on fridayyyy, i got this massive box FULL of guy pearce stuff. including -
a shit guy pearce dvd
3 vinyls that guy pearce has apparently released
a folder FULL of newspaper and magazine cut outs about guy
5 PROPER old skool neighbours posters
some photos that the crazy woman had taken of guy pearce?#
a map of where guy pearce was born
and brochure about the town guy pearce was born
a photo of guy pearces house when he was in neighbours
about 15 'time machine' posters
2 MASSIVE memento posters
AND a video of the first 10 years of neighbours!!!!
and i think thats about it. seriously WAT a nutter, this woman sent them to me from ORLANDO for FREE! ah well, if you dont ask you dont get n all.
so there you have it niggers.
who wants a time machine poster?
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[27 Apr 2006|05:18pm] |
oh my godzz like. i dont use livejournal anymore! ive jus been catchin up on peoples tings. you all have such fabulous lives.
RIGHT WELL. still workin at caramella innit, its pretty safe, although i swear ive gained about 3 stone since workin there.
still not diggin the college. its proper wack. someone should tell them. i had to write an 150 word spanish essay today, i managed to write 20 words. HA i dont think im gonna do to well in spanish.
totally went to that mods rockers and russians party on saturday like. it was pretty gooood, but i dont remember much of it. wine takes hold of me like a mother. why was everyone fighting? it wont get them laid, contrary to popular belief. someone donked me on the head with a bottle whilst i was tryin to break things up a bit. who bottles a hairy small man in a skirt? (i was dressed as one of the tatu dykes and i looked FIT)
i can play squash again now, WITHOUT dislocating my shoulder. how cool am i? russ still beats everyone though, cos hes a cunt.
i proper cant wait til college is over like. im goin to spain innit with russy babe. n we might meet up wit alex n laurie and maybe even daisy n amy, cos theyre bl8zz up for some holiday shaggin. AND im goin to reading. whos goin to reading? i am. are you? how good. i need to raise some serious cash money for food and drugs, so if anyone wants me to suck them off or lick them out, il do it for a tenner? twenty quid for penetration, either way. unless youre ming.
well im off to watch some neighbours caining shit up down my aerial.
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[12 Jan 2006|12:34am] |
you say that, BUT lost was actually a bit rubbish
where were the answers we were promised?
where were kates tits we were promised?
and where was soyas cock we were promised? (at the bottom of the ocean with a bloody bullet in it THATS where)
i dont really update anymore. i just use livejournal to look at peoples pictures, and occasionally read the people i likes entries if theyre not too long. which is about 1 every week.
livejournals gone shit. theres to much of this myspace around for my liking. poofs.
in other news im fine. went to see hp today (harry potter, not hangover poo) and it was pretty intense. i was with russ and babes. went to le pub after. then to fat leos for some pizza, but the waiter got annoyed at us cos we spilt wax everywhere. so we stole everything on the table other than the candle. THATLL learn him. fucking spick.
thats all folks.
lots of love
joe
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[13 Dec 2005|12:09am] |
mum - 'well id rather you were looking at pictures of naked women than naked men'
classic mum. in other news i was really hungover today. but managed two thirds of my lessons. film, which was ok, cos we just watched elephant. although its a bit boring in the middle so i slept a bit. spanish was really shit, but yazman sucked me off whilst rikki licked out my arsehole so it wasnt too bad really.
i watched life aquatic today, which was actually well good. go see it about now. its on tv on demand n everything.
byebye.
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[14 Nov 2005|10:36pm] |
updatttttte.
hi guys. i still dont update often enough.
today i had college surprisingly. i had a full day, which was both wack and bone. worst of all i had spanish which was really gaaaaaaaaay. like these guys.
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the novelty of saying things with o on the end has long since worn off. although i do get to look at eleanor, and she is pretty fit. AND theres this german girl called rikki in our class. she bl8zz does all kinds of crazy sex stuff. like shit-wanks, and anal, and shitting on people. and some more shit stuff. alex didnt even come to spanish today, which was poo, he usually makes it go a bit quicker by being a rowdy pleb with me.
last weekend? well seeings how you asked
i went to the ol' c&a on friday, followed by some people comin back here for the new PEEPSHOW which was amazing.
saturdayyyyy i worked at caramella. which i actually dont really mind at all now. the people are cooool and i know how to work there now. although i was a bit scared that this guy would come in and piss himself in the shop again, cos apparently he did earlier in the week. fortunately he didnt.
after work i went for the almost traditional after work drink. but not before catchin the last half hour of the MATCH which was amazing.
THEN went to this really posh restaurant for my dads birthday. they fill up your glasses without prompting AND put your surviette things on your lap for you. i nearly died.
THIS weekend is well packed. which is weird cos i never have plans. on fridayyyyy im goin to see the league of gentlemen show at the centre. cant wait! then i might go to audio for this girls birthday. on saturday im workinnnn, then go annas birthday partyyyyy which will be ace. its fancy dress, and i plan on hiring a big all in one animal suit. i plan on getting drunk and looking at all the boobs on display. ohhh girls and fancy dress parties.
( that thing everyones done )
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[06 Nov 2005|11:52am] |
hiyoo.
last night went to lewes didnt i? it was alright. it had been bigged up a bit too much i think. got moderately drunk. and now i smell of bonfire. the whole night seemed to be spent trying to find people and waiting for people to meet us. i DID get a pretty good/rank hotdog though.
durin the dayyyyyy, i went to kingston! it was well good, and it makes me really not want to bother with college anymore. im a bit scared though, cos i might not get in, and then il be really sad and probably wee myself.
on fridayyy, i went to college? then had some people over to play pro evo/watch zoolander. then later i went to the roundhill for a bit of an oldskool gath (gath is short for gathering ok?)
also watched grave of the fireflies FINALLY. its well good, you should all go watch it.
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[30 Oct 2005|02:29pm] |
oh my days. im SOOOOOOOO fuckin hung over. i havnt been this bad for quite a while. its one of those wake up still drunk hang overs, so i didnt think i was that bad when i first got up. but now im feelin soooo shit. like realllllllyyyy shit. and i keep coughing up horrible things. i cant even drink this water i have. THATS how bad i feel. and ive done TWO HPs, and i think anothers on its way. i might go back to bed in a minute. im sooooo not gonna get ANY work done today, which i was planning on doing. shit. i need to sort my life out a bit. im well turnin into a fat-pisshead-desperate-slacker.
yesterdayyyyy, i had worrrk. which was alright, as ever. the people i work with are coool, so it makes it less horrific.
went to eleanors thing last night, at the western front. it was alrigghttt. then went to this party on surrenden road. it was pretty bangin. but there was wine, and punch. and i got proper wankered.
im literally gonna try and stop drinking for a while. i know i say this every day. but i am. i think its making me constantly in a bad mood and really tired all the time. and im gettin well behind in all my subjects. gayyyyyyy. i wish i wasnt addicted to msn. its not like i even talk to many people.
luckiest man ever.
dykes
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[18 Oct 2005|11:11pm] |
i hate french people.
err... why does this frog look SO much like abi?
well those are my paint drawings.
college is well wack right now. ive got loads of gay work to do. but im getting sick of hearing that from everyone else, so im not gonna dwell on it.
i wanna leave college. im gonna apply for an art foundation soon like. bit scary. id be gutted if i didnt get in. i wish i was better at art. like one of those people, whose stuff you see and go 'oh my goddd, thats so good!' not that i think im crap. i think im ok. but just that. average. how shit.
ive gota make a film soon. its gonna be about pops dog. hes gonna narrate it. its probably goin to be classic.
tonights been well shit. my boyfriend was with his girlfriend, so i had no one to watch the football with. which was a bit depressing. i should probably get some friends. i think i scare new people off though. actually, initially they like me. but then they see me drunk, and i come on to them/hit them. im a bit shit at that really.
if anyone goes out on thursday, come to the engine rooms. cheese is havin his party thing there, so loads of cool peepz will be there. good.
lots of love joe
xxx
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[11 Oct 2005|10:16pm] |
i just watched lost in translation.
overrated or what? it was well slowww, and dulll, and nothing really happened besides scarlet johanson looking WELL fit.
things are a bit weird n shit at the moment. im well bored with everything. shit. gay. and jew.
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[30 Sep 2005|12:11am] |
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wow. thats the most accurate thing ive ever read about myself. no shit.
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[19 Sep 2005|11:44pm] |
WAT a long day. it was sick.
RIGHT
first lesson - sociology. which was really shit. and rhodie didnt even turn up, so i couldnt toss off over her. gay.
second lesson - film. which was really shit. julian just talked to us for 2 hours about why films are so awesome. blah. gay.
THIRD lesson - el spanisho. which wasnt really shit. but it was quite hard. we go really fast and my little head cant keep up. eleanor had her tits out, so it was made a bit more entertaining.
THEN if it couldnt get any longer. i had to WORK at the college. i have a cleaning job there. it was pretty easy. but still cream crackering.
i spent over 9 hours in college. i was nearly sick on my cock.
THEN if things couldnt get any worse i kept losing to russ at pro evo. which is worrying cos i might be playing frank-'recons hes amazing at pro evo'-the stringer tomorrow. and if i lose to him il lose my dignity and pride at the same time.
then i painted.
then i got a glass of milk.
then i went on livejournal.
now its now.
lots of love
joe.
xxx
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[14 Sep 2005|07:24pm] |
everyone come to the eagle then boogaloo tomorrow! its my birthday. i know its lost it novelty, but its the only place the babies can get into.
so come
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[11 Sep 2005|11:46pm] |
end of summer post wooooo.
last night was my BIRTHDAY for all those cunts that havnt said anything to me yet. and on my 18th as well! honestly. i got a beard trimmer (how coming of age) and a newcastle shirt (how football) and castle in the sky (how film student) and a load of money. i spent some of this money tonight on my fab night out with russy.
get THIS!
- crown n anchor for some pints with old men
- back to his for some more beer
- watching clerks
- a curry
- more beer
- match of the day 2!
classic night
i also drew this.
its a picture of your mum.
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[07 Sep 2005|11:09am] |
hiii.
saturday!!!? STEVIES! classic night. got to bed at 7, woke up at 8. i was so tired the next day i couldnt get to sleep. highlights were - the people selling beer saying 'not you again' to me. popper-dancing. and daisys tits.
sundayyy? RECOVERED! probably went to russes and watched that 50 greatest movies thing, or was that on monday? i dunno. highlights - russes arse.
monday?? TIMS! dollar had a birthday bash during the day. which led to the pub, which then led to the FIELDS. how underage. it was ironic cos it was his 18th? highlights - fit flo being fit. going into the new varndean building. it looks lovely. poppers again? why does everyone have them? theyre actually really rank and headache inducing.
tuesday?? last night? LOGS! log had a bonfire in his garden. all was goin good until his neighbours started spraying water at us? to try to get us to go away. ahahaha wat pricks, it was like somin out of desperate housewives. waleed went to start on them basically, as he does. and got DRENCHED in water! ahahaha wat a pillock. they really shouldnt have done it though, cos every time any of us are drunk and near there, we're all gonna piss/poo/ejaculate into their garden/through their letter box. and kill their 8 year old son who couldnt get to sleep cos of us. seriously though, like he gives a shit? hed be glad he could stay up late. and wats he got to get up for? making sand castles and colouring things in at infant school? geezz
oh yeah, during the day i tried to go give blood. but i wasnt allowed! they said my lifestyle wasnt suitable. and ive had a piercing in the last year?!!!!!!!?!? madness.
TODAY. just woke up. had to answer the door in my pants to some ntl geezers. theyre fixing somin? i dunno. they looked a bit shocked. i looked a bit aroused. no joke, i had a semi! i need an hp now. those of you that dont know wat hps are should. got work at 1 GUTTED.
lots of love. joe xxx
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